elvisthefish

I feel so small against such a big, big sky.

My dear friends know that I don’t like to be wrong or make mistakes. I also get easily embarrassed. Couple these qualities with my utter lack of grace and coordination, and I get myself into some interesting scrapes.
Last night I had some friends over for dinner. A friend arrived to the party early, so I […]

I leave Melissa alone for just two minutes to go to the bar, and she licks my pencam while I’m gone. Lovely.

I awoke at 4:20am to the sound of an alarm that just wouldn’t go off. It was faint, as if it was coming from the alarm clock of the neighbor downstairs. Something caused me to get up and investigate.
I opened my bedroom door and saw a flashing stobe light, and heard a siren […]